A little humour to brighten up your day! :)

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide.
A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.
The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.

"Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"

The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

Sexy babes have to be todays favourite fuckers!  There is a lot to like about these sluts.  Starting with their good looks and working through their obvious ASSets.  Fucking them would be very satisfying.  That would include every hole!   Actually I like the idea of an all nighter.   Asshole Fever models are up for anything!  My thoughts run to a great night in a penthouse suite with a huge waterbed, jacucci...... lots of sex toys...... lots of sex enhancing drugs.  These babes would fuck for the sheer pleasure of standing up to the challenge!  If you have the stamina for a full weekend away with this pair, imagine how great it would be!  Go wild for a hot fuck-a-thon!  Nothing ventured nothing gained, right?  Anyway dude, click through to the Asshole Fever page for more of the action.

 Her name is Jessica Moore, not Ding Dong!  But this sexy blonde fucker can giddy up for me anytime!She is a hotty.  There is a lot to like about her.   She's all over good but I would love to linger around her big titties for some groping action!  Fucking her tight asshole would be very satisfying.  I could see myself giving it to her over and over.  Hot sexy fucking!  Fassinating babes are up for all sorts of sexy action.  You too would enjoy giving her a load, right?   She can be your dirty slut for sex.  If you check out the home page link you can get more of Jes.  Today or tomorrow or the next day.  You can have more.  She has such a cheeky smile!  Click the link to go to Fassinating for much more pleasure.

 Nice! This hot lezo fuckfest is Anita, Lily and Abbie 'n' it's definitely the one you don't want to miss!  Young, beautiful, light skinned..... there is a lot to like about the 3 of em.  Fucking their tight little holes would be very pleasing.  Actually I could go a blow job first!  I am just in the mood for some kinky bi-sexual foreplay!  Club Sandy models are all pretty darn hot sexy fucking models.... which is good.  All of them are well above the average.  Being nice to them would be very rewarding too! If you give em a good line they would be most obliging me thinks!  In fact it would be my guess that all your dreams could cum true!  Well, maybe not all of them at once, but definitely some!  Fuck, what do I know!  The pictures in this set are some of the best I've seen.  The babes have such a great way in which they appear on camera... call it highly provocative.  Click through to the Club Sandy site for more options.

This isn't sexy, but you all know I like a good joke...or even a bad one!

 A mate was telling me that over in England at the University of Warwick they have a car that runs on chocolate!   I though my mate was having me on!

 But in fact it's true...kind of!  They been building a Formula 3 racer using alternative materials.  The steering wheel is made out of carrots.  Flax fibre and soybean is used for the seat. Plant oil is used for lubrication and the engine runs on bio-diesel.  Yes, and it does run on waste chocolate and vegetable oil.

Weird, huh! 

Apple's

This guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.

He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one."

So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter - that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples."

The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are great - give me some!"

He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?"

The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one."

The guy takes a bit and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then says, "Let me guess - I have to turn it around."

The farmer says "You got it." The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese." Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some."

Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?"

The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples. Here, try one."

The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This apple tastes like shit!"

The farmer says, "Turn it around!"

Sexy Shaylee has to be todays favourite hotty.  There is a lot to like about her.  Starting at the top and working down, lingering around her gash for some 'in and out' pleasure.  Fucking her juicy hole would be very satisfying.  Actually I could phone a friend and we could make it a hot sexy 3some!  Cuties Galore models are up for all sorts of fun and games.  My thoughts are Shaylee would fuck for anyone who was nice to her! If you tell her she is pretty and buy her a few drinks your almost guaranteed of getting great sex.  If you see her around give it a try. Nothing ventured nothing gained, right? Today's pix's of Shaylee are some of the best I've seen.  She has such a cute smile too!  Click through to Cuties Galore for much more.

One of my email buddies sent me this "Carrie Underwood is the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian". I notice the link was dated 2007. Even in 2007 I could have picked 5 or 6 babes I know that are better looking than this average looking tart. Am I wrong or is it that the standard of shit on the internet is, in some cases, piss poor???

Compare this Carrie Underwood

To a real vegetarian that likes banana's

No contest, ay, right? I'll take the chimp any day!