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These babes are mainly my favourite blondes, teens and brunettes! Only the ones that I really really like are here!
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Husband needs help from wife.
I thought this is hilarious! A women hears her husband cussing up a storm from behind the bathroom door. She knocks and asks, Honey, what is it. Her husband emerges from the bathroom and says , ” The doctor prescibed suppositories for this stomach problem I’ve been having and no matter what i do, I just can’t get the little fucker up my ass. Evan the doctor had to shove the first one in to show me how its done, and i tell you it took him for ever to get it up there, and it hurt” “Poor baby”, says the wife. “Your probably just nervous and tence and he probably wasn’t very gentle with you. Here let me give you the suppository, I don’t mind.” Still grumbling, the husband bends over. His wife puts her left hand on his shoulder to brace him and with her right hand, quickly and easily slips the suppository up her husbands rear end. The husband lets out a bloodcurdling scream. “My God”, says the wife. “what happened? Did i hurt you? NO! Cries the man, ” but i just realised when the docter did it he had both hands on my shoulders!”
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Posted: 07:34, 2009-Jun-28 |
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Ain't she finger fucking good!
 This morning I am as horny as a toad! Looking at the pix's of Nikky has me strokin' the salami..... till one of my regular babes gets here then she can extract a load, anyway she likes! If there's a down side to doing porn it has to be getting horny when no babes are here to take care of business. Lucky a wank can relieve the tension! I like babes that look fine and never say NO! Especially babes that are as cute as Nikky. And babes that don't have ugly tats. Even if they just so-so in the looks department (still in the top 10%) are OK in a pinch. Smooth soft white skin is very appealing. Nikky is willing and able to offer up her tight little hole to horny fuckers. She is so sexually appealing. Sexy poses come natural to her. I would imagine she fucks hard and makes a guy feel good! Go to Club Sandy for more of Nikky. |
Posted: 12:41, 2009-Jun-26 in adult |
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That's a sexy profile I could get used too!
 I luv looking at the models from all different angles. A beautiful picture in any man's language. Not all the woman of the world look that good! Maybe the top 10%. Which is still a lot! I reckon half the 10% would work out to be 150 million hot sexy blondine sluts! I get very excited thinking about that! If Donna Bell wandered into my bedroom I would fuck her ass off! Then there would be 149,999,999 woman left to go! To be fair I'd leave a few for you lads. I don't think I would have the time to fuck em all anyway! And with sexy blonde Donna being the perfect slut lots of us guys can have a go at her.... more than once! Checking out the pix's. Go to the main DP Fanatics site for more and see how much you enjoy it. |
Posted: 07:48, 2009-Jun-24 in adult |
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Everyone's heard of Magic Blondes, right?
 If you haven't heard of Magic Blondes, where you been hiding? This MagicBlondes babe is Cayenne. A beautiful single babe. But she wouldn't be single forlong if I had half a chance! Someone once said "All the best bitches are blondes!" Hard to disagree! Without a doubt she has a top 1% look about her. And I reckon she knows it! I get sexually excited looking at her pix's. If I meet her in person I would definitely lose control! I would probably go crazy and fuck her senseless! But what woman fail to realise is I am just a dirty dog at heart! So when I misbehave it's really their fault.... cos they look so inviting! Well thats my excuse and I am sticking to it. But to be fair to me I can leave em with a smile on their face, so it's not all bad. Of course some would argue that it doesn't matter if some a hot fuck is happy or not. But I get a lot of follow up blowjobs from happy sluts, so I have to be doing something right! Lets see how you feel after checking out the pix's. So guys, go to the main Magic Blondes site for more. |
Posted: 10:59, 2009-Jun-18 in adult |
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Not sexy but kinda funny.
This isn't sexy, but you all know I like a good joke...or even a bad one! A mate was telling me that over in England at the University of Warwick they have a car that runs on chocolate! I though my mate was having me on! But in fact it's true...kind of! They been building a Formula 3 racer using alternative materials. The steering wheel is made out of carrots. Flax fibre and soybean is used for the seat. Plant oil is used for lubrication and the engine runs on bio-diesel. Yes, and it does run on waste chocolate and vegetable oil. Weird, huh! |
Posted: 09:51, 2009-Jun-14 |
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Look who's back....it's Laura.
 The though of seeing some favourites in new poses had me all excited! I really like blonde Laura! She is a very pretty babe. And very sexy as well. If you click through to Horny Eurosluts you can see her in more detail! Wouldn't that be a treat! One of the best fuckers in hi-res images. I know she would be a great fuck if you ever got to meet her in person. She has a great persona. But then sex luvin' babes get me excited and extremely horny too! Well the good ones do! I would be happy if she had her own fan club. Then we could send her our naughty emails! Maybe I could suggest that to the folks at Horny Eurosluts. It could be kinda like a dating site for horny fuckers like us! So what do you think, would you be interested? Email me if you like that idea. In the mean time, for more Laura all you have to do is click through to the Horny Euroslutsmain page for more directions. Easy, huh! |
Posted: 10:52, 2009-Jun-11 in adult |
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She's not going to go off half cocked!
 Oh fuck yer! I like! Her name is Natalia and I want her! I reckon she is outstanding! Sexy and very naughty and she undoubtedly has a lot of appeal to a lot of other guys too! When you see the picture gallery you will be impressed with her prowess in the business of being really sexy! I get the feeling she would be a great sex partner if you got her in your bed. She has a great body with nice tits. Sexy slutty babes get me excited! You too, yes? Well not all babes do for me... most, not all! I would think she would be a good regular fuck for anyone who is into having the same partner for sex often. A genuine good fucker who would never say no to any horny guy. Today I am not in anyway disappointed with the really fine pix's Club Sandy has sent to me! So guys, what do you think? Worth a visit to the main site? Well all you have to do is click the link and your wish is granted! The main site is of course - Club Sandy |
Posted: 11:23, 2009-Jun-5 in adult |
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A cute little fucker, ay!
 The only thing I like more than schoolgirl's is grown-up girl's.....nah, who am I trying to kid! I like all girl's more than anything else......except for beer! When it comes down to it, I especially like slutty girl's the most! Girl's like Nelly. And if she likes really slutty too, that's OK with me. She has a very nice body. She oozes sexuality just by being herself in a sexy pose. I would imagine she fucks like a good slut should. From the pix's I get a good look at her gash....and it's very nice! So she becomes another hotty for the favourites! If you want to see more of her go to the main site. Asshole Fever |
Posted: 10:31, 2009-Jun-3 in adult |
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A joke. Heard it this morning!
Apple's This guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.
He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one."
So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter - that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples."
The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are great - give me some!"
He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?"
The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one."
The guy takes a bit and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then says, "Let me guess - I have to turn it around."
The farmer says "You got it." The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese." Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some."
Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?"
The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples. Here, try one."
The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This apple tastes like shit!"
The farmer says, "Turn it around!" |
Posted: 09:45, 2009-May-30 |
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Nice ass cheeks. Not bad at all... I'd do her!
 Sexy Shaylee has to be todays favourite hotty. There is a lot to like about her. Starting at the top and working down, lingering around her gash for some 'in and out' pleasure. Fucking her juicy hole would be very satisfying. Actually I could phone a friend and we could make it a hot sexy 3some! Cuties Galore models are up for all sorts of fun and games. My thoughts are Shaylee would fuck for anyone who was nice to her! If you tell her she is pretty and buy her a few drinks your almost guaranteed of getting great sex. If you see her around give it a try. Nothing ventured nothing gained, right? Today's pix's of Shaylee are some of the best I've seen. She has such a cute smile too! Click through to Cuties Galore for much more.
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Posted: 04:29, 2009-May-28 |
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I don't fucking believe it!
One of my email buddies sent me this "Carrie Underwood is the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian". I notice the link was dated 2007. Even in 2007 I could have picked 5 or 6 babes I know that are better looking than this average looking tart. Am I wrong or is it that the standard of shit on the internet is, in some cases, piss poor???
Compare this Carrie Underwood
To a real vegetarian that likes banana's
No contest, ay, right? I'll take the chimp any day! |
Posted: 10:12, 2009-May-14 |
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Easy on the eye....Angel and a friend.
 She is one well proportioned sexy young angel, ay! A fuckable and very cute ass babe.... wouldn't you agree? I have a desire for a bit of interesting company of Angel's calibre. If she lived in my town I would be knocking on her door right now! That would be really super for me, ay? A hot night of wild sexy fun would be really brilliant for me, in my opinion better than typing blog posts! The good folks at Footsie Babes don't give out model phone numbers, which is a pity for me right now because I can't ring her and ask her for her companionship tonight. They may have a lot of pretty hot babes at Footsie Babes but I think I have already decided my ultimate choice! The sexy hotty you see right here, is the one for me. Checkout the future Hyballs companion at the Footsie Babes page and you'll see her in all sorts of sexy enjoyable poses. Go to the main site for a good look. So, as they say in Europe - "It's up to you sir!" |
Posted: 10:23, 2009-May-10 in adult |
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How about this for a great idea!!!
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Fuck me.... are they hot or what!
 Wouldn't it be fun to have a pair of naughty bad girl like this for playtime? Sexy young models do that sort of thing....don't they? Have pre-sex Playtime? With ya or without ya! We guys can have a lot of sexy fun with the smokin' hot models before we do some seriously sexy things ! But maybe it all depends on who they are I suppose. I would be happy just to get my rocks of this morning with any half decent exotic star! These 2 are sexy looking little honeys, ay. The names are Sandy and Jasmin, and they are primo delecto! Oh La La! Both have a trim body and nice sized tits! Which I very much like! If you want more pix's from different angles go to the Dirty101 site. I think they would have a lot of fans out there all over the world. And I consider myself to be one! I just love quality babes! And both these babes have a lot of potential for plenty of hot lovin'. make that lots of exquisite pleasure. Neat, ay! Dirty101 for the good stuff. |
Posted: 11:07, 2009-May-3 in adult |
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Sorted out the spyware problems.
Hi folks, we are back to normal today....or should that be abnormal??? It pisses me off having malware and spyware....or viruses get into my system. I hope the bastards that send it get the pox! This came in the morning emails. This year, there has been a large increase in the number of legitimate websites infected by a so-called "iframe" threat - a type of malicious script. Several prominent websites have come under attack from hackers who have modified the underlying code so that malware can be distributed to unsuspecting users who visit the site. When a user visits an infected site, an invisible connection is established to a remote server, which can then attempt to install malware on the user's computer. The intention could be to generate spam, or possibly something more sinister, such as stealing personal information e.g. bank account or credit card details. Plenty of free anti-spyware software out there so get some! I have used A-Squared, AVG, Avast and Spybot. They are pretty good. Or use 2 together! More porn next time. Your friend, Hyballs |
Posted: 10:40, 2009-Apr-30 in adult |
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Are U getting this on your birthday?
 Not the cute smile, the hot babe! Bea Stiel is a sexy ass babe, ay. One sexy looking fucker for sure! I reckon she would be an ideal birthday present for any 18 year old! A night with her would make any boy a man! In my opinion the good folk at Club sandy have picked another sexy blondine porn star in the making. Bea is one model I haven't seen a lot of. Maybe she is new. They may have put up a notice at the main page about her spectacular talents, but I usually enter thru the back door! Pun intended! For quality it's hard to toss Club sandy to view fucking hotties. And that's what it's all about! So, all you sexy sexy blonde loving horny guys out there have a look at the main page yourself and see whats on offer. Just one click and your life will never be the same again! Well, maybe that's a teeny bit over the top, but you have to forgive me if I get excited! Go thru to the Club sandy home page and you'll see what's available. I won't say any more than that, the rest is up to you dude. |
Posted: 12:30, 2009-Apr-28 in adult |
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Hot sexy fucker wants it in both holes bad!
 Here we go. Another picture of one of the best fucks I know of! It's hotty Kathia, who has left more than her fair share of guys with a pair of drained nuts.... and a big smile on their faces! As I say, only the best from DPfanatics ! I know, I know, I rave on about the gorgeous hotties there. But the fact remains there are so few great sites out there in web-land. All I want is for you to enjoy a sexy fucking whore, or two, or 3! I really like this stuff a lot myself. The picture's at DPF are always great. You must enjoy hole fucking action to, or you wouldn't click thru! Kathia is great.... same goes for every one of em smokin' hot Club Sandy babes. Fucking tight hotties feels good! I like em nice and tight. If she was here now I would luv to ream out her juicy hole! I wish! You can click through to DPfanatics to get a bit more on what is on offer. Thats good advice dude, ay! |
Posted: 01:07, 2009-Apr-25 in adult |
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Oh no! Another fucking trojan got thru the firewall!
| Hi guys, unfortunately nothing to see today. Got a virus in the main computer and it's effected all the others. You may not see any strange shit at your end. Should be back on Saturday. All the best from your porn buddy Hyballs. |
Posted: 12:48, 2009-Apr-23 in adult |
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A Club Sandy babe called Melissa.
 Melissa is her name and her sexy posing stretches my imagination! Oh yer baby, what exactly can you do with a hotty like Melissa? Sexy Melissa should be up for a few sexy experiments, right? Club Sandy is as good a place as any to see top models posing. I am thinking I should send an email to the CS people to have them test this sexy blonde fucker in every way! The CS models probably talk about doing sexy stuff when they have a party night. You know these babes are passionate about sex and will get up to all sorts of naughty things! I think it would be interesting to be a 'Fly on the Wall' at some of the party nights! That's another reason why I like Club Sandy. Pink pussy gets me horny! If your got a pulse, your should feel the same as me! Especially with a hotty like Melissa! So guys, if your cock is itching for lotsa good sex, stop reading this and get busy! You could take a look at Club Sandy or bookmark it for later. It's well worth clicking the link. |
Posted: 10:58, 2009-Apr-21 in adult |
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You'd do her, right? An office treasure!
 I like skanky office whores! But I hate em if they starfish... you know the ones, just lay there and take it in the cunt whilst your sweating your ass off trying to make it a good experience. I doubt you'd have that trouble with a hot fucker like Janelle. I've featured her before. Probably with a big cock reaming her cunt or asshole like so many Club Sandy babes! The really good stuff is at the site, and for the moment that's where you have to go to get more good pix's. Cest La Vie! Having such a great babe so close without being able to show good pix's of her annoys me. If I had a choice.......
The gallery picture's are good. Being with Janelle for a weekend would be a good thing. We could go sailing. Once she see's my mast she would be pleased!
Club Sandy don't give me bio's on the models. So I don't know a lot about her. Having a bit of background on a hot fucker, or a similar interest helps to get em warmed up a bit quicker. Yer I know, you just want to fuck her! But there are ways to make that encounter a better experience. She has a lot of potential to fuck you silly if you press the right buttons. But how you do things is 'Up to You' in the end. I am just trying to give some good advice, that's all. So, click through to see Club Sandy home page where lots of fucking hotties are available for you. |
Posted: 02:05, 2009-Apr-18 in adult |
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