Everyday I get 20 or 30 jokes or ditty's in the email, not all are funny....some are.

This one I though was kinda funny!

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a handsome black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him," What is your name?" I can’t tell you" the black man says. Every night they meet , have intercourse and every night she asks him again what his name and he always responds the same, he can’t tell her. On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?" I can’t tell you my name because you will laugh at me. "Says the black man. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says. "Fine, my name is "Snow!" the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it". The lady replied, "I’m not making fun of your name. I’m thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in a hotter place like Jamaica!"

This one's shorter but better!

For years I thought that my dad had Tourette’s.
Turns out he just thought I was a fucking cunt.

This one's the duck's guts!

How do you get a dog to quit humping your leg?
Pick him up and suck his dick.